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Forced Intoxication Phone Sex with Goddess Janelle

Humiliatrix Janelle
You’re going to become addicted to me. Especially with forced intoxication phone sex. I’m the Dominant Goddess you’ve been dreaming of. I’m a superior woman who has an unusual amount of umbrage for the inferior sex. So what’s your poison? It doesn’t matter really. I have experience encouraging all sorts of horny losers to give in. To drink more, take another hit, larger drag, holding it until they really cross a line. The kinkiest kind of line. I have a sexy voice and a cold heart. I promise you’ll be every much addicted to me as you are the other substances you’re using. And I want to use you, too. 
 
I enjoy forced intoxication phone sex so much. I like using you as a tool for my amusement and seeing just how nasty you can really be once you lose all your inhibitions. So why don’t you start pre-gaming it right now and then dial up that magical number and ask for Janelle. I can’t wait to hear all about your weaknesses and then exploiting them. 
 
I want you to have enough forced intoxication phone sex so I can really start pushing your limits. Take you to the darkest recesses of your mind. That’s where I want to live. Your dark Goddess controlling you. Making you ache just for me. The best part of forced intoxication phone sex is the fact that we can keep kick up the nastiest so much it’ll send your mind reeling.
 
Then all you’ll be able to think of is your Janelle, you’re dark Goddess of corruption. How delightful. So come on, call me and let’s get you cross faded as fuck with forced intoxication phone sex. I’ll be the Mistress of your dreams and have all your nasty fantasies spun into a reality. Talk to you soon.
Ask for Janelle.

Trample Fetish Phone Sex – Cheerleaders Going Wild!

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He was meek and timid, awkward to the point of uncomfortable. A typical campus geek, shuffling around with his nerd friends, staring at girls that would never see him. Except for that night. That night everything changed for him. Forever. That night something would happen to him that would lead him down the long twisty path of fetish and kink, dropping him off at a spot where he could make all the trample fetish phone sex calls he wanted.
It started off innocently enough. He was called to sorority row to do some tutoring for one of the houses. It happened to be the sorority that all the cheerleaders belonged too and he was a big fan of the cheerleaders. He spent a few hours prepping the girls for a math quiz they had and then excused himself to go to the restroom while everyone took a little break. After he was done in the bathroom he started to head back to the study area. He got distracted peeking into the bedrooms though and forgot the time. The girls found him in one of their rooms, kneeling in the closet jerking off while sniffing a shoe. In the shock and confusion of the moment no one really knew who the shoe belonged to and no one cared. All the girls felt equally pissed off. The charged into the room and dragged the pervert out of the bedroom and downstairs to the main living room.
They threw him down on the carpet and stood in a circle around him. The girls took their shoes off and started yelling at him, laughing and pointing and calling him names. Then they threw their shoes at him, pelting him in the nuts as often as possible with their hard sneakers, high heels, boots, slippers, whatever they had on. He lay there on the floor, wincing in pain while drooling with excitement. The girls got closer and closer, stamping their naked feet on the carpet, kicking at him. Then someone stepped on him. Then another and another and another. A hot blonde smashed her foot down on his hand, pinning it to the floor. A cute red head put her foot on his arm while a pair of twins stomped on his chest. They ripped his clothes to shreds so he was naked, smashed and smushed and pinched and kicked under their pretty feet. Some where polished and soft and perfect, others were sweaty and dirty and rough. They all ground their feet all over him, even stomping on his dick. He started jerking around and they all jumped back just in time. He came all over himself with a mighty jerking thrust in the air. They laughed and then grabbed him and pulled him to the front door. They threw him out on the front lawn, naked, dirty, bruised and sticky and laughed and shouted. The other sorority houses heard the commotion and came out to laugh at him as well. He lay there for awhile and then got up and walked across campus to his dorm, naked, messy and totally forever addicted to trample fetish phone sex. 

Secret Shopper Panty Fetish

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I’m Lyric and one of my funnest callers is a quirky little man with a huge panty fetish. He loves everything about women’s panties. Looking at them, touching them, smelling them and ever wearing them. He’s an expert in every style and cut of panty. He could talk about panties forever, he goes on and on. One of our favorite activities to do during our panty fetish phone sex calls is shop!! Instead of “shop till you drop” I make him “shop till he pops”. *giggles* He takes me with him to the mall on his shopping trips, calling me when he gets there so I can walk him thru it as he gets closer and closer to the lingerie store. Or the lingerie department. He needs me to hold his hand while he gets up the nerve to walk in and shop for panties. He tells me about the ones that draw his eye first and we start with those. I make him hold the panties, look at them closely, see how they feel in his hands. He has to describe in detail how they look, feel and sometimes even how they smell. If anyone comes over to assist him I make sure that he doesn’t go for the cop out and say he’s shopping for his wife. Sometimes I even make him ask the salesgirls lots of questions about the fit and feel of the panties. That can go good or bad, depending on the salesgirls.
One time when I was on the phone with him, we went into a really fancy lingerie store. Very expensive stuff. He was a lot more nervous because it was so expensive and nice, and the sale girls were much more attentive. When two approached him at once, asking how they could assist him, he got very flustered and stuttered that he was just looking. I made him hand the phone to one of the girls who took it hesitantly. I told her that he was my husband and he was there picking out some panties at my request. She asked me what size I wore and what style I liked. I just laughed and said oh they aren’t for me darling. They’re for him to wear so be a dear and help him find something really nice. I also mentioned that he had a pretty intense panty fetish so she could make this as easy or hard for him as she wanted. She stammered okay and handed the phone back to him. I was still laughing as he followed her around while she handed him different panties. He held them up in front of his cock and looked in the mirror, trying to get an idea of what they would look like on his naked skin. I told him he could try on a pair, over his own underwear of course, he just needed to ask the salesgirl for a dressing room. The salesgirls lead him to a room and left him there with a pile of panties. I made him try on pair after pair, pulling them on over his tight briefs. He even took a few selfies to send to me before the salesgirl started knocking on his door to see how he was doing. I told him to let her in so she could see. He didn’t want to but I made him! He finally opened the door and asked her what she thought. She was used to women asking her about a pair of panties or how a bra fit but this was new for her. I made him give the phone to her again and told her to describe to me how he looked in the panties. To my delight she actually did it. She made him spin around and talked to me like a woman talks to a woman, judging him and making comments like he wasn’t even there. We discussed how the thongs would pull into his crack once his own underwear were removed from the equation. She told me which pair would most likely hold his balls in place and which ones would leave them hanging out. He tried on several pairs with her there, talking to me thru it all. When I was satisfied and knew how close he must be, I told her I was good and that he would get dressed now and make his purchases. I asked her to take the tag off of the ones she liked best and ring those up and let him wear them out. Once she left I made him take off his boxers and slide into his new panties. Then he had to tell me how it made him feel to have us talking about how he looked in his panties. He stayed on the phone with me while he paid for his panties and then got into his car. There he rubbed his new panties against his face while he jerked off thru the panties he was wearing. I made him cum in his brand new expensive panties and then drive home still wearing them. It was one of my favorite panty fetish phone sex calls with him. If you like the sound of shopping for panties with me, then give me a call and lets hit the panty stores!

Ask for Lyric when you call!

Cuckold Phone Sex Cum Play

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My name is Suzanne and not only am I into cuckold phone sex cum play, I totally am living a cuckold lifestyle. I’ve been married for 4 years, but I’ve been with my boyfriend Steve for even longer than I’ve been with my husband. He is hands down the best fuck I have ever had. His big black dick is freaking amazing and I can’t get enough of it. Don’t get me wrong, I love my husband, but he just can’t please me in the way that I need to be pleased. I told him from the beginning of our relationship that Steve was going to be a part of my life and he agreed. He was reluctant at first, but the first time he saw me being fucked by that big black cock, he was just as hooked as I was.

First, it was only watching. But before too long, I had him on his knees between my legs licking the cum out of my gaping pussy. He didn’t want to do it, but when I told him how much it would please me, he just immediately started licking. And not long after that, he was on his knees with Steve’s big black cock in his face. He sucked it, but only after I just pushed his mouth down on it. Now, he’s not so reluctant. Now he begs me to let him suck it… and be fucked by it. I’ll save that story for when you call me. And you know you want to hear it!

I’m into quite a few things as far as kinky calls and taboo stuff I get into: cuckolding, small penis humiliation, cheating wife phone sex, BBC black cock white wife, size queen, forced bi and so much more. I think you get the general idea of what I like and what I can do for you. So what are you waiting for? Pick up that phone and call me now. You will not be sorry!

Nurse Rachett Strikes Again with Mind Control

nurse mind control phone sexI’ve always had an interest in nurses. I think its the uniform. I like the old fashioned kind with the prim white dress and the white stockings and those white shoes. And don’t forget the little hat. Something about the look makes you feel safe and secure. Which is exactly how I want you to feel when you call me up for some kinky roleplay that indulges in your mind control fantasy. Mind control can be done many ways. Rather than taking you on a sensual hypnosis trip, I prefer something more dark and sinister. One of my favorite mind control role-plays involves a nurse. A nurse that looks very prim and proper and perfect in her little white uniform, despite her dark and evil soul. That’s where I come in. I’ll be the ultimate naughty nurse and take complete control of you, rendering you helpless and under my control. It’s quite easy really. With the right cocktail of narcotics I can render you helpless and malleable, unable to resist or protest. Physically unharmed but mentally it’s like a lobotomy. A chemical lobotomy. One only I know how to undo. *laughs*
Once you are rendered helpless and pliant, I’ll dig around in your head and find out what makes you tick. You’ll tell me what excites you, what turns you on and what turns you off. I’ll learn how to make you hard and how to horrify you. And then I’m use all that knowledge against you, making you take pleasure in the very things that horrify you. With my special combination of drugs, you’ll tell me anything, even as you wish you couldn’t. Deep inside your mind you’ll be aware that you don’t want to do many of the things I make you do. I’ll make straight men suck cocks while I have the faggots with their hands in twat all day. I can add to your mind control fantasy trip by mixing in a little hallucinogenic drugs. Perhaps I’ll convince you that your finger banging your little old granny. Or maybe your little princess. Whatever I want to put into your head I will with my mind control cocktail. I’ll take your deepest desires, your secret fantasies and twist them up with your greatest fears and biggest turn offs. You won’t know if your coming or going but either way, your cock will be shooting your hot load before we finish. And if I tell you to drink up all your cum, you will. You’ll do anything I ask and love it. That’s the power of mind control fantasy phone sex. I own you and you love it. You crave it and need it. That’s how mind control works my lovely. No matter what, you will obey me and be under my control. And once we are done, you’ll be counting the minutes until you can call me again. Call me and give up yourself and become mine to do with as I please. I’ll take away your guilt, your pride and all your reservations. With mind control fantasies you can give up the burden of choosing to do taboo and kinky acts. Instead, I’ll make you. Which will free you up to focus your energy on fulfilling my demands and doing my bidding.

Forced Bi Phone Sex – Get Your Thanksgiving TURKEY Stuffed

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My boyfriend made it clear he wasn’t into dudes at all, in anyway. But he was fine with having threesomes, with another girl or guy. I love two guys so we’ve been doing that for awhile. I kept teasing him that I wanted him to kiss another guy. Many times he was close to another guy, while they both kissed down my body or up my thighs. So close, they could easily kiss. But he always said no. I knew that if he did it though, he would totally be into it. To help along the situation though I picked the next threesome for a night we were going clubbing. Hitting the clubs always meant that we would be feeling real good all night long. And really horny. I liked popping a little something to make all the inhibitions go away. That was the night I picked for my surprise forced bi phone sex plan onto my boyfriend. We got back from clubbing, hot guy along with us. We turned on some music, grabbed some drinks and look off our clothes. We were in a pile on a blanket in front of the fire. They were on either side of me, kissing me all over, sucking on my nipples. I pushed them closer and closer until their lips almost met. With just the right nudge I got my boyfriend to lock lips with our friend. I grabbed his cock and started stroking it, whispering in his ear how mind glowingly hot he looked right then. His dick got was getting hard and he was getting into the kiss. They were really making out now, tongues locked and thrusting back and forth. I grabbed the other guys dick two, stroking them both while they kissed. They broke away and each grabbed a tit and sucked my nipples, biting and teasing me. Their hands were running down my stomach, between my legs, pushing my legs apart. Both of them moved to push a finger inside me. I put their hands together and had them each push their finger in my tight pussy. I clenched it tight around their fingers to give them a preview of what it would feel like around their dicks. They moaned and kissed each other again.
My boyfriend was dizzy and out of his head so it was easy to get him to let down his guard. I pulled our new friend over and whispered in his ear that I wanted him to suck my boyfriends dick. Thru the haze my boyfriend started to say no but I kissed him and hushed him and made him forget what he was saying. While I kissed him and teased his nipples between my fingers, our friend took my boyfriends hard cock and slide it in his mouth. He suckled and licked and teased him, even deep thronging him. My boyfriend threw his head back, gasping and squirming, trying not to cum. I kissed him and licked down his chest, going down to help suck his cock. Forced bi phone sex didn’t have to be all crying and begging. I preferred that he was just a lot more open and also more likely to not remember the next day. I licked the shaft while our guy friend sucked his balls. Then he stuck his tongue between my boyfriends ass cheeks and teased up and down his crack. I lay down and pulled my boyfriend on top of me, taking his cock in my tight pussy. I told him to go in nice and slow and deep and then stay there. I held him tight inside me while our friend licked his asshole. Thrusting his tongue in and out of that tight virgin star. I cold feel his dick twitching inside me, jerking and quaking and feeling so good. I started to move, thrusting my hips up and letting him slide in and out. He was very excited now and so close to cumming. Our friend got behind him and pushed his cock against my boyfriends asshole. He started to push him away but I lifted my hips up and grabbed his dick tight with my pussy. I pulled his face down to mine and kissed him, sucking his tongue and biting on it, holding his mouth to mine. He gasped and whimpered into my mouth as that cock pushed into his ass. Nice and slow he went. I held him tight inside me, using my tight pussy muscles to squeeze and pulse around his cock. Soon out friend was more than enough inside and started to move back out, nice and slow. Our friend matched my speed and rhythm, so we fucked my boyfriend in tandem. He was shaking and struggling now to cum until finally he couldn’t help it. He came hard, holding me tight while our friend slide in and out of his ass, faster now. I held him in my pussy, knowing that even though he had cum, his dick was still raging hard. I wrapped my legs around his thighs and arched my back, squeezing his dick and licking him in my pussy. I grabbed his ass cheeks and pulled them apart giving our friend better access to his ass. We had been fucking a long time and he was getting more sober. I knew he was freaking out a little but our friend and I just kept fucking him. I told him that it was his idea that he have forced bi phone sex, even if he didn’t remember. The next day he was upset so now I adjust how much we party. I make sure he’s really going to not remember the next morning. I know that deep down he knows something happened though. His ass must be sore enough, that should tip him off for sure. *giggles* If you’d like me to use some tricks to force you into a bi experience then give me a call. I’d love to force you to suck cock.

Femme Fantasy Phone Sex with a Halloween Sissy Drag Queen

my-bushesIt’s that time of year again. Dress up time! I’m Katie and I love dressing up in sexy costumes anytime of year but when it’s Halloween, everyone gets in on the fun! It also gives all my sissies in hiding a chance to come out of the closet, in their best slutty dress. I bet you have lots of ideas of sexy slutty outfits that you want to wear this Halloween. It’s so easy to buy costumes, they are everywhere. So pick up a few and let’s explore your soft side during femme fantasy phone sex.! Let me guess, you want to be one of the slutty fairy tale girls! Slutty Snow White, Slutty Cinderella, Slutty Belle. *giggles* Let’s even put a a pretty crown in your hair to make sure everyone knows they are face fucking a princess. What about those sexy nurses, would you like to be a naughty nurse? I bet some of your big hot macho guy friends would be patients. Maybe you can take their temperature the old fashioned way. *giggles* You could be a naughty maid. Get down on your knees pretty girl and polish the masters stick. You’ll do it well too or I’ll make sure and put you over my knee and spank your ass good. I love to punish the servants when they get out of line.
Or maybe you want to be a girl from a different time. Something gothic maybe. Oh I can dress you up like a slutty goth girl, with your ripped stocking and boots and short black mini skirts and then the sexy bustier. You’ll have an hour glass figure my dear. Now let’s find you a dashing vampire to sink his fangs into your pretty neck. That won’t be the only thing he sinks into you that night. I can just see you now. Your stockings pushed down to just above your knee, the top of your dress is pulled down off your shoulders, your neck is bare and exposed, your legs rubbing together in need. His hand will reach down to part your thighs, his teeth sharp on your skin. Then he bites, his fingers find a hole to probe. I can give you all that and more my pretty girl. Maybe you want to be seduced, maybe you want to be used like a whore. I want you dressed up and ready for all the femme fantasy phone sex you can handle. Whatever kinky scenario that you want, let me dress you up in my sexy slut wear and take you on a fantasy ride. We can be two best girl friends, going out in our sluttiest outfits and getting into all kinds of sticky dicky fun. I’ll fuck the them first so their dicks will be nice and wet from my juicy pussy. I might just wear my strap on cock and fuck you first. Make you my slut and then share you. I like tag teaming sissy sluts, passing them around from one strap on and big dick to another. I like to make my sissy sluts get fucked by girls and guys. Oh I know, let’s get you a slutty nun costume. I’ll get a prisoner outfit and take your sweet nun virginity. I hope you scratch hard and like it rough. *giggles* Whatever your femme fantasy phone sex preferences are, I can take care of you. I’ll make you the girl of your dreams. And then I’ll fuck the shit out of you. Call me sugar.

BBC Phone Sex Black Dick White Wife MILF

bbc phone sex black dick white wife MILFI’m so bored since my husband started working in sales. He travels all week long and he’s only home on the weekend. Which really sucks for me since I love sex so much. He married me because he said I am one hot nympho and a super sexy young MILF. It was all fine and good while he was coming home every night after work. But now that he’s on the road we are both miserable being apart. He loves fucking me and watching me get off. And I lvoe his great big cock and how well he can use it. We decided that since we are apart all week we need to do some exciting stuff to make up for it. So we started having phone sex. Then I wanted more. I wanted the real deal, some hot and heavy BBC phone sex. So he made some calls and found some big black dicks and sent them over to see me. And that’s how I got started with phone sex. I haven’t looked back since.
I love those big black cocks because they are so long and thick and hard. And they just keep going and going. Black guys can stay hard for along time. And I love being fucked for a long time. I need a nice big cock pounding my hot pussy hard and fast. I want to be stretched open and rode until I’m sore the next day. I like it when my tight white pussy aches from taking all that big black cock. And my darling husband, well he liked hearing about it so much on the phone that when’s he’s home for the weekend, I let him watch me get fucked. And then he fucks me. He says he loves watching me getting fucked so long and hard. Watching me cum over and over and seeing those big dicks sliding in and out of me. He loves fucking me before, during and after. Its all good with him. As long as he can get his big thick white dick in my pussy, it totally turns him on watching me fuck a black guy. I’ve let him fuck me while I was having BBC phone sex. Anytime I take anal then he likes to join in. One behind me, him in front of me, both of their cocks impaling me at once. It feels amazing and I always get off, cumming and screaming until I collapse from all the pleasure. My husband loves when I get off so hard that I am like a limp noodle after. He will lay me down on the bed and spread my legs and then bury his face and gently lap at my pussy until I am clean and ready for more. My favorite time was when we had a BBC party and had two guys over. The three of them, two big black cocks and one big white cock, they all took turns. I was straddling one guy, his cock in my pussy, while another guy was behind me, putting his cock in my ass. My husband stood beside us, his cock there for my mouth. I was as filled with cock as I could be, taking three at once, riding them all, slurping down my husband while my ass and pussy were stretched open and filled up. BBC phone sex is my favorite thing and I can’t get enough. I love it when I can get them to all cum at once. They thrust so deep inside me and then shoot their loads and fill me up with their sticky gooey cum. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had and I can’t get enough. If you like fucking hot white pussy or watching a hot girl take some big black cock then call me and we’ll have some fun.
Ask for Allissa

ABDL Phone Sex with Milky Mommy

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Who’s a widdle cutie pie? Who needs their mommy to give them some yum yums and change their dipey? Is it you hiding over there behind the big teddy bear? Come out widdle baby and let mommy take care of you. I can tell that you are wearing your diaper. Do you need a change? Are you an adult baby diaper lover? Don’t be shy, call me mommy. And then call me for some exciting ABDL phone sex. Come crawl over to me, you cute little crinkle butt. I hear your diaper under your onesie. So there’s no hiding it from me. Besides, why would you want to hide it from me. I love my ABDL callers.
Do you want your milky mommy to take off your wet nappy and wash your little tushy? I’ve got your blanket laid out so you can lay back. Let me take that wet diaper off. You grab your footsies and play with them while I use a nice warm wipe to wash your pee pee off. Oh let me blow on it to dry it. Just a little. *smiles* You need some lotion on your bottom cutie pie! Let me warm it up in my hands and then spread to slowly over your cute widdle bottom. Awww that’s better isn’t it? Let’s not forget the powder. Oh you little wiggler, don’t crawl off now. Let me get your bottom powered and then put a new diaper on you. There, now you have a fresh and fluffy bottom. Let’s just put a new onesie on you and put your little bonnet on. Now don’t you look just adorable! Awww is my little cutesie wootsie hungry? Do you want mommy to give you something yummy? Hear my precious little sweetie, mommy has a magic bra that opens up just for you. Those big nipples, so perky and inviting. Drink your milkies like a good widdle man. Mommy’s little man! After you drink up as much as you want I’ll burp you and then give you a paci. You can suck on it while mommy sings you a lullaby and watches you fall asleep. Now don’t be naughty and spit your pacifier out or I’ll have to replace it with a really big pacifier. From mommy’s nightstand. So be a good little man or I might have to spank that cutie bottom of yours. You wouldn’t want a spanking and a lesson on sucking your paci would you? Or maybe you would! *laughs* You’re a clever little cutie aren’t you. Well this mommy is clever too and has lots of fun things that you can do with mommy during your ABDL phone sex call. Ask for Jenna. Don’t forget the saying, mother knows best. And sweetie, this mommy knows all the best ways to “pamper” you. *wink*
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Cock and Ball Torture Phone Sex with your Sadistic Mistress

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I want to grab you by your balls and squeeze until you hit a high note. I think I’ll lead you around by your nuts instead. Let’s cinch them up with some leather straps and then attach a cute little leash. If I pull you along just right I’ll have to walking on your tiptoes as you prance around. Like a little show dog or something. *laughs* That’s funny. I have a muzzle I want you to wear. Well, sort of. It’s a muzzle for your cock. Once I have you in a cock cage then your little pickle will not have enough room to grow into the mighty rod that you like to wield. I know you think that doesn’t sound much like cock and ball torture, but trust me, when your dick is aching to get fully hard and you can’t even get it unbent, you’ll be begging for the key. Between all the divine torture I can think up and how stunning and sexy I am you will want to fuck me even as I stomp on your dick. I can work over your balls with some fun toys that I like to keep around. When I’m not putting the bite on your bits, I can do some amazing things with my tongue. And my fingers. Let me show you how I keep you coming back for more. No matter how many times I send you home with a bag of ice on your nuts.
Let me shock your balls a few times with my purple wand. I would love to get an actual cattle prod and give you a few jolts to the jewels! But until such time as I can find a blinged out cattle prod, I’ll have to improvise. I’m going to strap you down spread eagle on my play table so I can get a good whack at those balls. I’ve got the paddles, you’ve got the balls, lets play a round of ping pong! When I’m not whacking, smacking and slapping your balls I will be squeezing, yanking and generally rough housing with your beat up balls. I’m going to use your balls so roughly that when your dick gets hard and they tighten up later, it makes you choke up with tears from the pain. *laughs* When I see you crying as you beg for another smack to the balls, then I know we have some seriously fun cock and ball torture happening. When you are whimpering and crying and wondering where you went wrong, I’ll give your bruised swollen balls something really fun to play with. Maybe a little hot wax? Maybe some ice? Or how about just a nice old fashioned vibrator. I’ll turn it on low and rub it all over your cinched up battered balls. When I turn it on high and you’re still in the cock cage, you’re going to start bargaining with me. If you want that cage to come off you’ll have to convince me that you really want it off. And then maybe I’ll consider it. Or maybe I’ll just open up your cock cage long enough to coat with dick with a big gooey handful of icy hot. Right before I lock it back up again. Just imagine, your balls screaming and aching, your dick on fire and locked in a cage with no relief in sight. And thru it all, you are so fucking turned on that when you do finally cum, you’ll blast a hole in the wall. I like to play rough, call me if you (and your cock) can handle me. *laughs*