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Secret Shopper Panty Fetish

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I’m Lyric and one of my funnest callers is a quirky little man with a huge panty fetish. He loves everything about women’s panties. Looking at them, touching them, smelling them and ever wearing them. He’s an expert in every style and cut of panty. He could talk about panties forever, he goes on and on. One of our favorite activities to do during our panty fetish phone sex calls is shop!! Instead of “shop till you drop” I make him “shop till he pops”. *giggles* He takes me with him to the mall on his shopping trips, calling me when he gets there so I can walk him thru it as he gets closer and closer to the lingerie store. Or the lingerie department. He needs me to hold his hand while he gets up the nerve to walk in and shop for panties. He tells me about the ones that draw his eye first and we start with those. I make him hold the panties, look at them closely, see how they feel in his hands. He has to describe in detail how they look, feel and sometimes even how they smell. If anyone comes over to assist him I make sure that he doesn’t go for the cop out and say he’s shopping for his wife. Sometimes I even make him ask the salesgirls lots of questions about the fit and feel of the panties. That can go good or bad, depending on the salesgirls.
One time when I was on the phone with him, we went into a really fancy lingerie store. Very expensive stuff. He was a lot more nervous because it was so expensive and nice, and the sale girls were much more attentive. When two approached him at once, asking how they could assist him, he got very flustered and stuttered that he was just looking. I made him hand the phone to one of the girls who took it hesitantly. I told her that he was my husband and he was there picking out some panties at my request. She asked me what size I wore and what style I liked. I just laughed and said oh they aren’t for me darling. They’re for him to wear so be a dear and help him find something really nice. I also mentioned that he had a pretty intense panty fetish so she could make this as easy or hard for him as she wanted. She stammered okay and handed the phone back to him. I was still laughing as he followed her around while she handed him different panties. He held them up in front of his cock and looked in the mirror, trying to get an idea of what they would look like on his naked skin. I told him he could try on a pair, over his own underwear of course, he just needed to ask the salesgirl for a dressing room. The salesgirls lead him to a room and left him there with a pile of panties. I made him try on pair after pair, pulling them on over his tight briefs. He even took a few selfies to send to me before the salesgirl started knocking on his door to see how he was doing. I told him to let her in so she could see. He didn’t want to but I made him! He finally opened the door and asked her what she thought. She was used to women asking her about a pair of panties or how a bra fit but this was new for her. I made him give the phone to her again and told her to describe to me how he looked in the panties. To my delight she actually did it. She made him spin around and talked to me like a woman talks to a woman, judging him and making comments like he wasn’t even there. We discussed how the thongs would pull into his crack once his own underwear were removed from the equation. She told me which pair would most likely hold his balls in place and which ones would leave them hanging out. He tried on several pairs with her there, talking to me thru it all. When I was satisfied and knew how close he must be, I told her I was good and that he would get dressed now and make his purchases. I asked her to take the tag off of the ones she liked best and ring those up and let him wear them out. Once she left I made him take off his boxers and slide into his new panties. Then he had to tell me how it made him feel to have us talking about how he looked in his panties. He stayed on the phone with me while he paid for his panties and then got into his car. There he rubbed his new panties against his face while he jerked off thru the panties he was wearing. I made him cum in his brand new expensive panties and then drive home still wearing them. It was one of my favorite panty fetish phone sex calls with him. If you like the sound of shopping for panties with me, then give me a call and lets hit the panty stores!

Ask for Lyric when you call!

Forced Bi Phone Sex – Get Your Thanksgiving TURKEY Stuffed

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My boyfriend made it clear he wasn’t into dudes at all, in anyway. But he was fine with having threesomes, with another girl or guy. I love two guys so we’ve been doing that for awhile. I kept teasing him that I wanted him to kiss another guy. Many times he was close to another guy, while they both kissed down my body or up my thighs. So close, they could easily kiss. But he always said no. I knew that if he did it though, he would totally be into it. To help along the situation though I picked the next threesome for a night we were going clubbing. Hitting the clubs always meant that we would be feeling real good all night long. And really horny. I liked popping a little something to make all the inhibitions go away. That was the night I picked for my surprise forced bi phone sex plan onto my boyfriend. We got back from clubbing, hot guy along with us. We turned on some music, grabbed some drinks and look off our clothes. We were in a pile on a blanket in front of the fire. They were on either side of me, kissing me all over, sucking on my nipples. I pushed them closer and closer until their lips almost met. With just the right nudge I got my boyfriend to lock lips with our friend. I grabbed his cock and started stroking it, whispering in his ear how mind glowingly hot he looked right then. His dick got was getting hard and he was getting into the kiss. They were really making out now, tongues locked and thrusting back and forth. I grabbed the other guys dick two, stroking them both while they kissed. They broke away and each grabbed a tit and sucked my nipples, biting and teasing me. Their hands were running down my stomach, between my legs, pushing my legs apart. Both of them moved to push a finger inside me. I put their hands together and had them each push their finger in my tight pussy. I clenched it tight around their fingers to give them a preview of what it would feel like around their dicks. They moaned and kissed each other again.
My boyfriend was dizzy and out of his head so it was easy to get him to let down his guard. I pulled our new friend over and whispered in his ear that I wanted him to suck my boyfriends dick. Thru the haze my boyfriend started to say no but I kissed him and hushed him and made him forget what he was saying. While I kissed him and teased his nipples between my fingers, our friend took my boyfriends hard cock and slide it in his mouth. He suckled and licked and teased him, even deep thronging him. My boyfriend threw his head back, gasping and squirming, trying not to cum. I kissed him and licked down his chest, going down to help suck his cock. Forced bi phone sex didn’t have to be all crying and begging. I preferred that he was just a lot more open and also more likely to not remember the next day. I licked the shaft while our guy friend sucked his balls. Then he stuck his tongue between my boyfriends ass cheeks and teased up and down his crack. I lay down and pulled my boyfriend on top of me, taking his cock in my tight pussy. I told him to go in nice and slow and deep and then stay there. I held him tight inside me while our friend licked his asshole. Thrusting his tongue in and out of that tight virgin star. I cold feel his dick twitching inside me, jerking and quaking and feeling so good. I started to move, thrusting my hips up and letting him slide in and out. He was very excited now and so close to cumming. Our friend got behind him and pushed his cock against my boyfriends asshole. He started to push him away but I lifted my hips up and grabbed his dick tight with my pussy. I pulled his face down to mine and kissed him, sucking his tongue and biting on it, holding his mouth to mine. He gasped and whimpered into my mouth as that cock pushed into his ass. Nice and slow he went. I held him tight inside me, using my tight pussy muscles to squeeze and pulse around his cock. Soon out friend was more than enough inside and started to move back out, nice and slow. Our friend matched my speed and rhythm, so we fucked my boyfriend in tandem. He was shaking and struggling now to cum until finally he couldn’t help it. He came hard, holding me tight while our friend slide in and out of his ass, faster now. I held him in my pussy, knowing that even though he had cum, his dick was still raging hard. I wrapped my legs around his thighs and arched my back, squeezing his dick and licking him in my pussy. I grabbed his ass cheeks and pulled them apart giving our friend better access to his ass. We had been fucking a long time and he was getting more sober. I knew he was freaking out a little but our friend and I just kept fucking him. I told him that it was his idea that he have forced bi phone sex, even if he didn’t remember. The next day he was upset so now I adjust how much we party. I make sure he’s really going to not remember the next morning. I know that deep down he knows something happened though. His ass must be sore enough, that should tip him off for sure. *giggles* If you’d like me to use some tricks to force you into a bi experience then give me a call. I’d love to force you to suck cock.

Alien Tentacle Phone Sex Fantasy

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I really get off on strange and bizarre fantasies. Anything far out or crazy and I really want to hear about it and get off role-playing it. I have a great time with my alien tentacle phone sex fetish caller. He’s really into anything alien and we’ve done some wild phone fucking. The latest role-play was really fun because for the first time, the tables were turned. *laughs* Or should I say the tentacles turned their attention from me to him. It was time he got a taste of all the tentacle love I’d been getting. Laying in bed almost asleep is when they usually come for me. Tonight they took us both. With their alien mind control powers and high tech space gadgets they put us in a semi sleep state and we floated with them out of the house and to their cloaked ship. We were groggy and could dimly see around us but we could not move and couldn’t even seem to try. We were helpless and at the mercy of our alien captors.
They brought us into a large white room where we were floated onto a white table. One minute the room was empty and the next it was full of alien beings. They had bulbous heads and big eyes with small mouths and no ears. They were tall and thin and gray. They did not speak to each other but seemed to be communicating telepathically. They sat all around the large white room, in rows that went up and up. We were in the middle, suddenly naked and harnessed at our ankles, wrists and neck. I don’t know how but the table was gone and we floated in midair, just as if we were laying on an invisible floating bed. I still could not move but I could see better now. A door opened in the wall and a very large figure came in. He was much taller than the other gray aliens. Taller, broader and bigger in general. He was naked unlike the other aliens who wore some sort of white thin robes. I couldn’t see it completely but what I did see between his legs was insane. He had multiple penises that were moving each on their own, like tentacles. And then there were the tentacles. If you like alien tentacle sex then this is the alien you want at your next party. All around his waist were tentacles of different sizes. Long, short, thin and fat, they all moved on their own and together when they wanted. He came to stand at our feet. Something buzzed in the harnesses and suddenly they moved on their own, controlling us. Our legs were spread open wide, our heads were pulled back so our mouths were open and our hands were yanked over our heads. The penises chose where they wanted to go. I felt one thrust inside my pussy as I saw one also slide up my friends ass. He started to scream but a tentacle slipped into his mouth and muffled his sounds. Tentacles were everywhere, touching pinching and sucking on bits of our bodies. Neck, nipples, stomach, even my legs and toes. Every inch of us was being molested by a tentacle, both big ones and small ones. The other aliens in the room watched intently. We were both probed by so many tentacles that we lost count. Several times I passed out and woke back up only to find that I was still covered in tentacles. They never stopped fucking us, not even once. Over and over we came, the tentacles taking every last drop of our cum and collecting it. They made us pass out again while we were still being fucking by the tentacles. Even as my eyes closed that last time I saw another giant alien tentacle monster coming into the room. Who knows what perverted alien sex acts they did to us while we were unconscious. My friend said that next time we’ll do a hypo call and recover the buried memories of what happened for all those hours while we were unconscious. If you want to go on a hunt for alien tentacle sex then be sure to call me up. I’m an excellent alien tracker. I’ll have us fucking tentacles before you know it. *wink*
Call and ask for Charlie for the most taboo extreme phone sex fantasies of your life.
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Phone Sex Brat with Coed Cock Tease

phone sex bratIt’s my calling to be a phone sex brat. All the crazy stuff you tell me just makes me laugh. Laugh giggle and mock you, that’s what I like to do. I am a real brat and I love it and you will too!! I can twist you up and tease you and have you wondering which way is up and which way is down. Tell me about your day, I don’t care. I’ll just point out how you’ve disappointed me before I tease you with my sexy body. I love to make you feel good while I make you feel awful. It excites me to see your dick getting hard in spire of the bratty attitude that I am flinging at you. Want me to play with your dick? Not until I’ve busted your balls a bit first sugar. I have to have my fun too you know. I’m the ultimate teenage mean girl. All teeth and claws and pretty hair. I can lure you in with my cute ass and perky little tits. Make you feel like you are king of the world with my sweet teen voice and my intoxicating giggle. But watch out man because just when you think I’m sugar and spice I’ll lower the boom on you and rake you over the coals. I have many ways. I can humiliate you or deny your, ruin your orgasm and inflict pain. Just to name a few. I love making your fantasy come true. IF your fantasy is to be treated like garbage by a feisty supple young teen mean girl. Let me just put my pom poms down long enough to show you a cheer that ends with me busting your balls. I’ll bust your balls and let your crumple on the floor, coughing and sputtering while you recover. And I’m such a wicked little tease too that I can get that bruised dick of yours hard with the snap of my pretty little fingers. What can you do with your fingers? Something fun I hope. *giggles* You have no idea what I will make you do with your fingers. If your lucky you’ll get to put your fingers in my tight pussy and play. Before you do anything else with them of course. I don’t want your fingers anywhere near my pussy later. After I make you do unspeakable things to yourself with those thick fingers of yours. *laughs* I like it when you sweat. It gets me so excited to be a wicked little phone sex brat. I look for ways to fuck with you. I want to make you think you have a chance, give you a taste of my delicious good even, and then, I want to totally deny you. I will let all my super brat powers to stroke and tease your cock, to coax and ply you into obeying me. And then I’ll use you as only a mean girl can. Until I am done with you. And not a moment before. As for after I use you for my perverse pleasure, it depends on how well you entertain me. I love bratty sex so the more you play along and have fun with it the better time you will have. Call me and be my sugar daddy and I’ll be your phone sex brat princess, Staci. I’m available most nights EST. 8pm-12am
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Hypnosis Domination Phone Sex

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Serena says: “You only think you’re in control…”

I can’t help myself. I have a bad habit of using my sensual powers of seduction to overwhelm my men. They find themselves reacting in strange ways when away from me. Doing things they don’t remember wanting to do before. And none of it seems to bother them, in fact, it only excites them. They have fallen under my spell during one of my hypnosis phone sex domination sessions. I am very sensual and always the girl in charge so when I started having phone sex I found that sensual hypnosis was something I am good at. I let my sultry voice relax you to a place where you are open to suggestion. I love getting you into a nice deep state so that I can really implant those suggestions firmly. Do you want to last longer before you cum? I can whisper away your worries and help you find your stamina and the strength to fuck like a stallion. Maybe you have a burning desire to explore a secret fetish or fantasy but you’re afraid. If you open up to me I’ll help you explore all your fetishes and fantasies. Those panties you are dying to wear. That kinky position you’ve read about. That dark and taboo fantasy you keep tucked away. With sensual role-play and hypnotic suggestions you can play out your desires with me, going deeper with me. Giving up control and trusting in me. Sharing all your secrets with me as we explore the sensual and erotic world of hypnosis phone sex. Once are session is over the fun doesn’t always end there. With your new suggestions firmly implanted you’ll go about your day, until that moment when the suggestion is triggered. And then you’ll find yourself becoming aroused, no matter when it is or where you are. You are aroused and perhaps you also find yourself desperate to shop for those panties finally. Or buy your fist dildo to suck on for me later. You never know. My hypnotic suggestions are deeply personal to you and very hard to ignore once triggered. If you have a need for that kind of control and domination then call for and let me put you under my spell.

Verbal Humiliation Phone Sex

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Hola fetish fucking perverts and blasphemy creeps. Verbal humiliation phone sex for all you fuckers who think you’re something you’re not. You pathetic little dick bitches, whine asses, moody whores and entitled spoiled twats. Here’s one thing you should know. You were not the first and you surely won’t be the last. I hear you’ve had it rough with your small penis issue or you’ve had it soooo hard that no one could ever love you. Cry me a fucking river you psychopaths. I’m amused by the verbal humilated and degraded fuck twats that love to try to pass judgement on others. I’M the only one who matters. I pass judgement because MY intuition is far better. In fact, I’m just plain better than you. You need a proper dose of verbal humiliation phone sex for you to see the clearer fucking picture. How much do you really matter. I mean do you even fucking matter? Oh, you think I’m not anything special, just a bitch with a grudge against all men? Then why are you still reading, cunt? Exactly. Somehow your twisted bullshit excuse for a human being is interested in what I have to say. Why? Because I break things down to a really raw level that most people wouldn’t even dare to go with you. You can’t win with me. Besides, it’s not a game I’m playing. It’s your fucking mind I’m rolling on. Your world I’m breaking down piece by piece and destroying until you realize what a useless piece of filth you really are. You really think you’re worth a damn? Who cares about you now that you have such a negative attitude about yourself and other people? You deserve to die in a fire for all I fucking care. For some reason, even though I’m a brutally blunt nightmare bitch from Hell, some people still fucking love me regardless of my intense verbal humiliation phone sex and degradation tactics. Gee, maybe because I recognize who is really worth my time and who the fuck isn’t even worth wiping my ass with. So be bogged down by your heavy workload, bitch. Forget about how small your dick really is and make money. At the end of the day, I know what you’re really worth. You’re worth the $2 and fucking 50 cents a minute you pay for me to tell you the fucking truth about your pathetic waste of an excistance. STOP BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME you mouth breathing nasty fuck. Verbal humiliation phone sex is one of the few things that gives me the most fetish pleasure.

BDSM Phone Sex FemDom


Oh, peasant. You’re seeking a BDSM phone sex FemDom to give you true purpose. Welcome to my hardcore fetish dungeon.
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Get on your knees you pathetic worm! Don’t look at me or speak to me until I give you permission. Now lay down and roll over on your back so I can get a good look at the naked pink body of yours. You’re soft and tender, I like that. It’s going to make what I do to you later so much more fun, for me. Let’s hope for your sake that you can entertain me as well as the last plaything that wandered into my dungeon for BDSM Phone Sex. He flinched when I ran the tip of my riding crop along his skin but you are doing better. Let’s just give your thighs a few little swats before I move to tickle and tease your cock and balls with the leather tip of my crop. I like to tease you ever so lightly, lifting up your balls with the tip of my crop before I swat your cock and balls a few times. *laugh* Okay come along then pet and lets see what all you can do. Oh no need to get up. You can crawl along behind me on your hands and knees, like my dog. I even have a tight collar for your neck and a leash to jerk you around by. I’m going to have fun introducing you to my world of fetish fun. I’ll teach you to serve me like a loyal and obedient slave.

A slave that longs for all the tender tortures his BDSM phone sex Mistress bestows upon him.
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Torturing your poor little cock and balls are only one of the many items on the menu. Slip this leather hood over your head and I’ll zip you up. And now pet, if you’ll stand up, I can slip this cage onto your cock and lock you up while you’re nice and small. I picked a cage that’s a little to small for you fully erect, so later things may get a bit uncomfortable. *grins* You’ll survive though and isn’t that what counts!

Don’t cry to me that this is your first time experimenting with a BDSM Phone Sex FemDom.
The first time is always so exciting!

I’ll put these clamps on extra tight so that you will remember this moment every time your brush against your poor bruised nipples this week. I can see by the wiggle of your cock cage that you don’t mind this as much as you pretend to. The next thing you’re going to feel is the bite of a whip as it cracks against your naked ass. And then another and another and another. You’re mine now and you know it. My personal fuck meat pain slut for hardcore BDSM phone sex that seems for an eternity. I will whip you until your ass and legs are criss crossed with red lines and your poor cock is forced to strain against the metal bars of the cage or stay soft. Maybe if I run my tongue up and down your cock through the cage bars it will sway you to the hard side. While your ass cheeks are on fire from the whipping I can’t resist teasing your balls. A few clothes pins clipped onto that soft delicate skin will make an impact when your balls get tight and swollen with need. Shall I drip some hot wax over your body next for our BDSM phone sex session? The warm pain feels so erotic when paired your whipped ass and clipped balls. We can spend awhile going back and forth, whipping your ass and then your balls until you are straining to get free of your cock cage and burst your load all over the floor. But first let me just slip on these black leather gloves. There’s this one spot I want to get to. While your ass is still stinging from it’s latest whipping I will plunge one of those black leather fingers inside your ass, working it around until I am in nice and deep. And then I just need to wiggle around until I find that one perfect spot. I will milk your prostate while your cock is locked up, giving you a body orgasm. When I release your cock from its cage you’ll get instantly hard and shoot your load until you almost pass out.
Ask for Mistress Leena for extreme BDSM phone sex.
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Extreme Phone Sex Fetish

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Hey all you superstitious bitches who love an extreme phone sex fetish out there.

Guess what day it is? It’s Friday the fuckin’ 13th and it couldn’t be in one of my most favorite months. Thirteen is my lucky fuckin’ number and with my lucky #13 I’m going to do wicked and evil fucked up extreme phone sex fetish calls with all you nasty fuckers out there! Don’t get it twisted. I love a nasty fucker, because I’m a nasty bitch into some of the absolute most vile and extreme phone sex fetish fantasies out there. You won’t find another dame as hardcore as I am when it comes to my own personal fantasies. I love being a cocky snotty bitch and dominating wanker boys like you. Just have a look at my vampire red colored hair, huge natural breasts with a curvy body seductive body. I was just made for sinners like you. I want to be the object of all your carnal desires.

Wondering how I like my extreme phone sex fetish calls to go?

Well, let’s just say, welcome to the fucking dark side, boys. I love being in control and humiliating and using dirty pet perverts like you. Your face in my ass would probably make your day wouldn’t it? But not only that, I love controlling your cock and even get into CBT if you are a pain slut and can handle the masterpiece I will make out of your bound, weighted, and tortured cock and scrotum.

Ball busting is one of my own personal favorite extreme phone sex fetishes.

You just can’t go wrong with busting a male’s nuts. (wicked sneer) I also enjoy forced femme domme and dragging you sissy sluts to the beauty school and allowing the young girls practice on you. We’ll doll you up until you’re a mindless forced bisexual cock sucking necro zombie addicted to making all of us laugh. Oh, the giggles of young girls is priceless when they see what a sissified school girl slut you can be. I train my sissies properly and you’ll be the perfect panty boy. It doesn’t matter if you’re not a pain slut or a panty boy. I’ll make some use of your extreme phone sex fetish. You best believe that. I’m also into religious blasphemy fetish, being your ultimate pleasure Goddess to worship and adore. I’ll convert you, make you, break you and wear you down with tease and denial. I want you to be mine to mold. Adore your gorgeous new redhead Goddess and be rewarded with the delights an extreme phone sex fetish Mistress can truly bring you.
Call. Ask for AVERY.

Witchcraft Phone Sex

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Presenting to you my secret services.

Practicing dark arts in the Occult witchcraft phone sex and spell casting.

Enjoy my evil incantations and wicked chants as I take you deeper into my dark realm of depraved and devious delights. We’re going to explore your most taboo of desires and run a muck with the craziest thoughts until I’ve mind fucked you into oblivion. Darknessssssssss…. You’ll become nocturnal and be my personal voodoo doll. I’ll help you reach dark places you’ve never gone before. Tell me all your secrets. I love hearing your confessions. I should be the one you pray to. My ass, be your new alter. I need you to feel this.

To feel me taking over your mind and body with my wicked wiccan witchcraft phone sex and spells.

You’ll pick up things from me and I’ll be that little devil on your shoulder encouraging you to behave badly and do devious things. Your cock will throb and your head will spin while I bring you into my hypnosis realm of destruction. It’s a wicked dungeon filled with the most extreme of instruments. If you’re into medical play and medical fetishes, I have a side room for that, too. My mansion is filled with freaky fucked up rooms… a maze you can get lost in. Welcome to Layla’s taboo labyrinth of the mind. My seduction and witchcraft phone sex abilities will take you places you’ve never thought to enter. You’ll go there for me and with me. This is something you need to fill that void. I know you have that hole deep in your soul and you need my help to fill it. Some people call me Succubus, but I’m just a powerful woman with an insatiable sex drive and uncanny ability to take control over a man’s cock, body, soul and mind. It will all be mine and you’ll be happy to finally let go with me.

Surrender and allow me to give you purpose with my witchcraft phone sex services.

Then can call it religious blasphemy – fuck them. Let them call our own secret games whatever they want. We’re in absolute utter ecstasy and completely connected to one another. Cum, allow me to take you places you never thought possible.

What I love most are tease and denial, chanting, religious blasphemy fetish, cuckolding, mind fuckery, erotic hypnosis, sissies and exploring the most taboo depths of your mind.
In the labyrinth of your mind, Layla.

Size Queen Phone Sex

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Yeah, you could guess it, I like not just big cocks, but bigger cocks which makes me perfect for size queen phone sex because I am, after all the ultimate Size Queen. Bigger truly is better when it comes to small penis humiliation. Why the hell would I want a midget dick inside me? I’m not interested in fucking a midget unless maybe he had a giant cock. It makes the midget man more of a man than you. Like the imp from game of thrones. He’s considered the “half-man” but we hear all about how he has a huge cock and the whores love fucking him. Not only for his money but a giant penis. I’m not saying I seek midget sex. I’m just saying it doesn’t fucking matter whether or not you’re rich or handsome as long as you have a large cock. Someone once asked me, “Oh, you can take all 12 inches?” I responded with, “Probably, not, but it would be sure as hell fun to try!” and I meant every word of it. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being completely stuffed full of cock and having your tight pussy hole stretched by throbbing hard man meat. Feeling every twitch of his dick and that growing mushroom tip deep inside you. Oh, it huts, but it hurts so good. If you’re a SPH loser, than you have no idea and will never know what it feels like to truly fill up a woman. When people say, “Oh, it’s all about how you use it.” That’s bullshit. That’s something women say who have married a man with a useless pin prick. The only reason she married her baby dick husband because he is rich or some other fake bull shit like that. Maybe she loves him, but I couldn’t love a man who wasn’t really a man.

How emasculating it must feel to never be able to please your woman with your tiny cock. It must be excruciating in the humiliation department.
Now you’re wondering “Why are you such a bitchy size queen phone sex broad?” Well, because I know what I want and I’m not about to sugar coat it for you pansy peckers. I don’t want your furious four inches. I want a real man’s dick to make me squeal and beg for more even when I’m whimpering because his fat dick is stretching me right open. I come so much harder and faster on a big dick. All I can do is roll my eyes and laugh at small penises. Why would I ever want to go near your tic-tac dick?
I’m a size queen phone sex bitch Princess and I love it because you make my job easy. All I have to do is tell you the humiliating truth and you’ll squirt your load because you know what a tiny dicked SPH loser you really are. You know I would never, ever let you touch me or come near me and I think that’s cute. You just need constant reminders that I’d rather fuck myself with my chapstick or lipstick than go anywhere near your worm dick. Does it even deserve to be called a dick? I don’t think so, shrimpster. How does it feel knowing there are pre-pubescent boys with larger cocks than you? I’ll be laughing all the way to the club with my girlfriends thinking about what a waste of a man you truly are.